Name one superhero that can beat Captain America...
Captain Vietnam
What did Capt. Ahab’s son write on his father’s cast?
“Get whale soon"
Did you know things are so bad that even Capt. Jack Sparrow has had trouble making ends meet?
He can barely afford to keep a skeleton crew.
The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin.
The seamen replies "Aye aye, capt'n!"
When your canals don't work like they used to before, And I can't sweep past by your fleet, Will your cargo still remember the haste that I drove? Will your passage be blocked up for weeks?
'Cause, honey, your hull will always go slow, it's evergreen.
\~Capt. Ed Sheeran
Data: Captain
We have the 20th century machine that puts clothes together now working. Would you like to see a demonstration.
Capt: Make it sew.
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An obituary
Sad news: It is with great sadness that we report the passing of the Pillsbury Doughboy. The cause of his death was from a yeast infection and trauma from repeated pokes in his belly. Doughboy was buried in a greased coffin, with the gravesite piled high with flours. Dozens of celebrit...
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