I am driving through England, and am staying in Greenwich for a few days.

Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.

I'm moving to Greenwich in a couple months.

Don't know what I'm going to do in the mean time...

All timezones are equal and shouldn't be shamed

Greenwich is just mean

Oversmart

A famous art collector is walking through Greenwich Village when he notices a mangy old cat lapping milk from a saucer in front of a store. And the collector does a double take when he sees the saucer. He knows it's very old and very valuable.

So he saunters casually into the store and offer...

What time does the wicked witch have her clocks set to?

Greenwich mean time.

My friend recently visited London.

He said everyone was very polite, except in Greenwich. Whenever he asked someone for the time they got all mean about it.

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