Greenwich Jokes

I don't know what I'll do in the mean time.

A famous art collector is walking through Greenwich Village when he notices a mangy old cat lapping milk from a saucer in front of a store. And the collector does a double take when he sees the saucer. He knows it's very old and very valuable.

So he saunters casually into the store and offer... read more

He's sent on his first mission, and told that the secret passphrase he has to give to contacts is, "The night-bird flies at dawn."

He's instructed to go to London, head to Piccadilly Circus, and speak to a guy in a purple fedora, busking. So he flies to London, goes to Piccadilly Circus, fin... read more

Greenwich medium time.

Greenwich is just mean

He said everyone was very polite, except in Greenwich. Whenever he asked someone for the time they got all mean about it.