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Caiman Jokes

A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts "Hey are you a caiman?"

"I'm alright, thanks kid", he replies.

An Alligator sees you later, a Crocodile sees you in awhile. When does a Caiman see you?

This isn't a joke, I want answers. Please. I've never wanted to know anything more.

What do you call a crocodile on roller blades?

An alliskator.

Caiman, it's not that bad a joke. I think it's gharial potential.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

The alligator, a huge fellow, is seen later and the crocodile, another huge fellow, is seen after a while. There’s a third fellow who is quite small, and you see him very soon. Why?

Because he just Caiman!

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