A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts "Hey are you a caiman?"

"I'm alright, thanks kid", he replies.

An Alligator sees you later, a Crocodile sees you in awhile. When does a Caiman see you?

This isn't a joke, I want answers. Please. I've never wanted to know anything more.

I told my pet alligator to stay outside

But he caiman anyway

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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