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Cayman Jokes

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Two Cows

**Edit: Just to make it clear, I am not taking credit for the joke(s). I just merely found it/them whilst browsing around and thought you guys would appreciate it/them.**



SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows.

You give one to your neighbour



COMMUNISM

You have 2...

Doctor Doolittle spies an unfamiliar crocodilian on a South American riverbank.

He calls out "I say! Are you a cayman?"

"Not bad, how 'bout you?" answers the croc.

Why did the alligator and crocodile leave the olympics so upset?

They both cayman last.

My marriage is based on trust.

And that trust is based in the Cayman Islands.

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My wife planned a surprise vacation

I was looking through some papers on her desk for something and saw she had booked us a vacation over my birthday. I was REALLY REALLY excited at first, but then I remembered she has really shitty hand writing and her C's look like G's.

Anyways, were going to the Cayman Islands.

Cows & politics

***SOCIALISM***

You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour.

***COMMUNISM***

You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

***FASCISM***

You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

***BUREAUCRATISM***

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