Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl."
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl."
Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?"
Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. San...
I was really bummed out about being prescribed antibiotics...
Until I realized this is closest I’ll ever get to being a fungi
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What do you call a dinosaur that's just been bummed?
Mega-sore-arse
It was bummed that it raining during our honeymoon in the Bahamas
My wife said, “why so gloomy? It’s not like it’s a hurricane!”
“I know,” I said, “just a little tropical depression.”
I became a father today, but no dad jokes are coming to me. I’m pretty bummed.
Luckily the neighbor hit me with a few good jokes as we got home! Cheered me right up!
I'm bummed out because i was just diagnosed with alzheimer's
at least I don't have alzheimer's
I swiped right on a girl without a picture, and we matched.
# So after a brief chat i went to go pick her up. I wasn't expecting much, probably 300 lbs with bad skin, but hey, I was so desperate it was this or join an incel chatroom.
I walked up to the door and lo and behold, 5'2", baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde hair, all the right curves in all th...
We just had our family portrait painted and I'm a little bummed.
I had my eyes closed.
A genie appears and offers a golfer three wishes.
A genie appears and offers a golfer three wishes.
“The only catch,” says the genie, “is that whatever you wish for, your wife will receive 10 times over.”
“OK,” the guy says. “I want to be the best golfer in the world.”
The genie blinks and suddenly the guy can feel a new golf s...
Friend from Australia was bummed he didn't get a job working with marsupials
He didn't understand, he had all the necessary koalafications.
Arrghh! I'm so bummed! I finally got laid
off
My friend was bummed today because his blind dog has cancer and he is going to have to put her down tomorrow.
I wanted to cheer him up, so I said “well, at least she won’t see it coming.”
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