How many antivaxxers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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It's not my job to give you the answer. Do your own research.

How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.
We are very effective and don´t have a great sense of humor.

Guten Tag!

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How many pessimists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. I am screwed, lightbulb is screwed, the whole fucking world is screwed

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant women?

You can unscrew a lightbulb

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Trump says it’s done and they all cheer in the dark.

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How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many redittors does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers ...

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, obviously. How they got inside the lightbulb is the part I don't understand...

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How many Freudian psychologist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to hold the penis...

LADDER! I meant ladder!

Apparently it took Thomas Edison 1000 attempts to make the lightbulb.

Damn, he would have gone through some dark times.

How many psychoanalyst does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But, it takes years and years of therapy, and ultimately the lightbulb has to want to change.

How many jamband fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait until it burns out and then follow it around the country.

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How many reddit users does it take to replace a lightbulb?

1 to make a post about it,
4 to mention that its the wrong forum,
1 to post it to the right forum,
7 to suggest op should post it to the electronics forum,
2 to post it to the electronics forum,
1 mod to delete the second post,

3 to suggest an image post would have gathered mor...

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Clearly more than 2, because my basement is still dark AF

How many bats does it takes to screw in a lightbulb?

Can’t tell; as soon as the light comes on, they scatter.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.

A pair of Lightbulb Jokes

How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.



How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to hold a carton the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored b...

How many members of Stack Overflow does it take to change a lightbulb?

Closed, question seems like off-topic

My wife is a paralegal and said there's no such thing as "paralegal jokes," here's my attempt: How many paralegals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to screw in the bulb, one to log the bulb paperwork into the system, one to draft a summary on the changing of the bulb, and one to submit a report confirming the other two submitted their reports.

How many redditors on r/jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

87.

1 to install the replacement and 86 to point out it’s already been used before.

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes the whole emergency room to get it out

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?

The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?

How many of Shakespeare's characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to change the lightbulb, one to contemplate how a lightbulb is as mortal as any human, and one to spend the afternoon debating whether to murder his uncle.

How many journalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three:

One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the poor.
One to report it as a conspiracy to deprive the poor of darkness.
And one to win a Pulitzer Prize for reporting that the electric company hired someone to break the lightbulb in the first place.
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Why did the lightbulb go to church?

He wanted to be enlightened.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a dyslexic?

You may wanna read that again chief.

Today I crossed the road, changed a lightbulb and walked into a bar

I think my life is turning into a joke

How many boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.

They’ll all resist change even if it means making the world a brighter place.

How do you get Donald Trump to change a lightbulb?

You tell him Barack Obama installed it.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

11. One to put the bulb in the socket and ten to drink until the room spins.

How many writers for "The Simpsons" does is take to change a lightbulb?

None. They won't admit that it burnt out 15 years ago!

How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place.

(Edit: Folks, take a breath. It is a joke.)

(Edit: Thanks for the silver, gold, and plats)

How many architects does it take to change a lightbulb?

4. One to change it, and the rest to say the method is wrong (heard this on r/polls)

How many lab rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than 500, but we've exhausted our funding.

How many hot young nursing home assistants does it take to change a lightbulb?

"For the last time, Mr. Anderson, you are NOT a lightbulb!"

How many capitalists are needed to change a lightbulb?

None. Capitalists are not _needed_ for anything. They just tagged along to ask for lighting subsidies

How many Republican does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve to investigate Obama’s involvement in the failure of the old bulb, 23 to deregulate the lightbulb industry and 51 to pass a tax credit for lightbulb changes.

We're always asking how many people it takes to screw in a lightbulb

but never how they got so small

How do boomers change a lightbulb

They dont, they just keep talking about how great the old one was

I just finished a book about Edison and the lightbulb.

It was a bit of light reading.

How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who knows? They’re all too busy playing with the switch.

How many introverts does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Why does it have be a common task?

Can any redditor change a lightbulb on Valentine's Day?

Yes, since it needs only a single one to do it.

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How many dead children does it take to fix a lightbulb?

I don’t know but it must be more than twenty because my basement’s still dark.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many ‟friend zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it will not screw.

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How many boomers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. But that won't stop them from bringing four of their friends, even though we're in a fucking pandemic.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One lawyer buys a ladder, the second one moves it and the third one sues the ladder's company

Two men are discussing how they'll reach a lightbulb that needs to be changed.

Man 1: would you like the ladder or the step stool?

Man 2: I prefer the ladder.

Man 1: ok, step stool it is.

Why couldn't the man screw in the ceiling lightbulb?

He kept screwing it up.

How many American voters does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don’t know, trump won’t let me count them all.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:

Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “Lawyer,” and the party of the second part, also known as “Light Bulb,” do hereby and forthwith agree t...

How long does it take someone who doesn't understand astronomical measurements to change a lightbulb?

A lightyear

I had to get on the ladder to change a lightbulb in the garage this afternoon.

You could say it was the high light of my day.

How does a guitarist change a lightbulb?

Like anyone else. And other guitarists say "Van Halen would have changed it better".

RIP

How many Nevadans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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