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Brooms Jokes

Broom Bride

Two brooms were hanging in the closet.....

after a while they got to know each other so well,

they decided to get married.

One broom was,

of course,

the bride broom,

the other,

the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white...

why do witches only fly on brooms?

vacuum cleaners are too heavy

All maids love their brooms

Well, that's a bit of a sweeping generalisation.

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Two brooms get married...

On their wedding night as they're lying in bed the bride broom tells the groom broom that they can't have sex because she's expecting.

'How can that be,' asked the groom broom, 'we've never swept together.'

Why dont witches wear underwear

To get a better grip on there brooms

My friend spoke to me today, and insisted that all brooms are the same...

I always hated those sweeping generalizations.

Two brooms got married...

So these two brooms had just gotten married, and they're sitting at the wedding party's table in the banquet hall enjoying dinner. The bride-broom leans over to the groom-broom and says, "You know...I was going to wait until our honey-broom to tell you this but... well... let me just ask you this: ...

Have you seen the new brooms at Quality Quidditch Supplies?

They're flying off the shelves!

You know those brooms they ride around on in Harry Potter? How much do they cost?

About a quid each...

The invention of the broom

Swept across the nation

One broom said to the other...

'New brooms are always better than old ones.'

'Wow, that's a sweeping statement.' the other broom replied.

BRIDE & BROOM

Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the bride broom says to the groom broom, "I think I'm going to have a whisk."
The groom broom says, "How can that be? We haven't even swept together!"

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip.


Happy Halloween :)

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?

You take away their brooms.

I don't mean to make sweeping generalizations

but all brooms are pretty much the same.

A cat died and went to Heaven

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.”

The cat thought for a moment and then said, “All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard, wooden floors… I would like a...

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