Brooms Jokes

Two brooms were hanging in the closet.....

after a while they got to know each other so well,

they decided to get married.

One broom was,

of course,

the bride broom,

the other,

the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white... read more

vacuum cleaners are too heavy

Well, that's a bit of a sweeping generalisation.

To get a better grip on there brooms

I always hated those sweeping generalizations.

So these two brooms had just gotten married, and they're sitting at the wedding party's table in the banquet hall enjoying dinner. The bride-broom leans over to the groom-broom and says, "You know...I was going to wait until our honey-broom to tell you this but... well... let me just ask you this: ... read more

They're flying off the shelves!

About a quid each...

Swept across the nation

'New brooms are always better than old ones.'

'Wow, that's a sweeping statement.' the other broom replied.

Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the bride broom says to the groom broom, "I think I'm going to have a whisk."
The groom broom says, "How can that be? We haven't even swept together!"

Better grip.


Happy Halloween :)

You take away their brooms.

but all brooms are pretty much the same.

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.”

The cat thought for a moment and then said, “All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard, wooden floors… I would like a... read more