Broom Handle Jokes

A sailor was caught AWOL as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about 3 am. The chief petty officer spied him and ordered the sailor to stop. Upon hearing the sailor's lame explanation for his tardiness, the officer ordered the sailor, "Take this broom and sweep every link on this anchor chain by... read more

........and was having a terrible headache. I said “Go and get me something for this headache, its terrible”. She went downstairs and I was lying there and she started poking me in the back with a broom handle? I said “What the hell you doing woman”? She said “Well its what you do when I'm in bed an... read more

A new recruit arrives on the front lines during world war 2. When he gets there he is told resources are stretched thin and they have not rifles to spare him, although they still expect him to go on patrol. He goes straight to his captain and explains the situation, the captain hands him a broom and... read more

A man is walking by a mental hospital and hears chanting from over the fence. He stops to listen and hears that they are saying "Five! Five! Five! Five!"

His curiosity peaked, he walks until he sees a hole in the fence. He puts his eye up to the hole to try to see what's going on, when he's p... read more

“Eleven!”
“Eleven!”
“Eleven!”

It sounded like a large crowd. Confused, the man searched along the fence until he found a small hole. He crouched down and tried to peek inside to get a view of the crowd. Immediately, he is poked in the eye by a broom handle.

“Twelve!”
“Twelve... read more

A new Private arrives on the front lines during world war 2. When he gets there he is told by the Armory Sergeant that resources are stretched thin and they have no rifles to give him, but they still expect him to go on patrol. He asks the Sergeant what he should do if he has to fight? The Sergeant ... read more