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Miley Cyrus Jokes

I heard Miley Cyrus is in the new Silence of the Lambs reboot

She plays Hannibal Montannibal.

What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe

Kilometery Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is a strictly american phenomenon...

most everywhere else in the world, she'd be Kilometery Cyrus

What makes Miley Cyrus’ toilet so special?

It’s a potty in the USA

Chipotle has a Miley Cyrus burrito on it's menu now!

I don't know what it's like going in, but I bet it's coming out like a wreaking ball.

When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a sledgehammer it’s “art” and “music”

But when I do it I’m “drunk” and “ruining the wedding”

What is Miley Cyrus’ favorite color?

Twerkoise

Why are the brake discs of Miley Cyrus' car shaped like a human organ?

'cause nothing brakes like a heart.

Miley Cyrus

Im trying to think of a miley cyrus joke, but its just not twerking.

Did you hear about the new Miley Cyrus, Billie Eilish & Carly Rae Jepsen super-group?

They're called Billie Rae Cyrus

What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?

Twerkey!

My computer is infected with the Miley Cyrus virus.

It has stopped twerking.

Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

twerk

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Why is it...

That when Miley Cyrus licks a hammer naked it's called 'Music' and 'Art', but when I do it, it's called 'Property Damage' and 'Nudity' and I get kicked out of Home Depot?

Miley Gets Classy

One day, Miley Cyrus had a business suit on and was carrying a briefcase.
When she walked outside, a man noticed what she was wearing.
"Wow, you're looking fancy. Where are you even going?" the man asked.
She responded "Twerk."

Xmas Joke Help

Hi All,

So December 1st is upon us (in Australia at least) and that means that it is time for me to begin my annual tradition of posting daily status updates on facebook with terrible xmas jokes until xmas. An advent calendar of xmas cracker jokes if you will.

Anyway this is my third o...

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"Angry Notes" Courtesy of Saurabh on Fropki.com

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get it up. Enjoy dreaming about that.
Sincerely,
Logic

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