Someone asked me if I was more indecisive or anti-climactic.

I guess if I had to choose...I'd definitely say I'm one or the other.

What do you call a weather joke with a bad punchline?

An anti-climactic climatic joke.

Beads of sweat were running down her cleavage. Her breathing was hot and heavy.

She moaned as she gained momentum by rocking her hips harder and harder, preparing for the final climactic effort she knew was coming soon. Then, in one final full-body thrust, it was all over, and she breathed a deep sigh of relief and satisfaction. It's always a struggle when the wife gets up off ...

A man goes to a cathouse with only $5 to his name.

"What can $5 get me?" he asked the lady inside.

"Let's see.. well, I can give you a penguin job," she replied.

The call girl unzips the man's pants and leaves them around his ankles, and goes to work with her mouth.

"Oh wow, this is fantastic, you sure know what you're doi...

A few months ago everybody was talking about #NNN

It just didn’t seem that climactic

What did you think of the Game of Thrones season finale?

I thought it was auntie-climactic.

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