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Boomerangs Jokes

Dads are like boomerangs

I hope

Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.

It's also their biggest import.

Boomerangs

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?













A: A stick

Why do orphans love boomerangs?

Because they actually come back.

I've decided to invest in boomerangs

They're not too popular now, but I'm betting they'll make a comeback!

Boomerangs

They're like frisbees, but for lonely kids

Dads are like boomerangs...





...I hope.



Pre-edit: I heard this last night at a bar. Hopefully, it's not a repost.

I forgot my joke about boomerangs

Then it came back to me

Have you heard about boomerangs?

They're making a comeback.

Jokes are like boomerangs

You can send one out, and it'll always come back.







tbh even this one but that was 6 months ago.

Dads are like boomerangs.

I tried throwing mine and it didn't really work.

I don't understand why people buy cheap boomerangs

They only throw them away.

I used to be really good at throwing boomerangs.

But after years of not practicing, I forgot how to do it.

I found one the other day, and tried to throw it again. Suddenly, it all came back to me.

Dad's are like boomerangs...

If you don't pay attention to them they'll hit you in the face.

What's the difference between babies and boomerangs?

If you throw a boomerang correctly, it will come back...

I started typing out a joke about boomerangs...

And then forgot the punchline.

It being Father’s Day, it got me thinking... Dads are a lot like boomerangs.

I hope.

I'm investing all my money in boomerangs

I feel like they are going to be making a comeback

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