How do you improve the aerodynamics of a drummers car?
Take the Domino's sign off the roof.
In Celebration of my Cake Day, here's a terrible joke: the Olympic Swimmer and his Son
Michael was a famous Olympic Swimmer. Recently retired, it was his dream to continue his legacy by teaching his son the art of swimming. They had practiced for years, and when Michael's son was ready, he was entered into his first ever tournament.
The first round was easy. After all, t...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A mathematician, a philosopher, and an idiot come before the gates of heaven.
St. Peter looks over the three of them and says, "Heaven's getting pretty full, so I can only let one of you in. The other two will have to go to hell." So he snaps his fingers and Satan appears.
Satan says, "Each of you can ask me one question. If you can stump me on the first try, you win, ...