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Boogeyman Jokes

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When can you tell if a boogeyman is gay?

When he comes out of the closet.

Whenever I pick my nose...

>!I'm the boogeyman. !<

Ghetto camping terror.....

The year was 2009. My son, one of his friends, and I were ghetto camping.

That's when you pitch a tent in your backyard. Or in my case the neighbors yard.

Telling some really horrible ghost stories, when out of no where, an animal started rustling around by the garbage cans.

M...

Don't you hate it when...

You check under the bed for the boogeyman but said boogeyman came out on the other side and start touching your bum.

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