A tourist decides to visit a Native American Chief who is famous for his perfect memory.

"Okay, Chief..." says the tourist,

"Let's test that memory of yours. What did you eat for breakfast on May 9th, 1972?"

The Chief thinks for a moment, and responds "Eggs."

The tourist replies, "Wow, that's incredible! You really do have a perfect memory." and leaves.

...

A Native American, Pirate, and Frenchman walk into a bar.

The bartender walks over and says, "Gentlemen, hau, arrrrrrr, oui, today?"

I met my Chinese neighbour, Mr. Long, for the first time the other day. I said to him "I've been here months and still don't know your name"...

"Hau Long" he replied.
"Five months, I just said."
"No, Hau Long is my name."
"I don't know, you haven't told me"

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