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Blaine Jokes

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David Blaine is really good at hiding his

He’s a master of missed erection.

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David Blaine is being investigated for harassment.

Let's see if he can get out of that.

David Blaine might like to think he's the world's greatest illusionist...

But I can walk into any bar in the world and I become instantly invisible to all women.

Your move David.

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David Blaine has reportedly been accused of two assaults.

Apparently he touched two women and they disappeared.

A competition is held to determine who is the world's best magician

David Blaine performs first with his famous trick. He waves his hand, and, **, the card disappears.

David Copperfield performs next. He waves his hand, and, **, the Statue of Liberty disappears.

Finally, a guy with a beard dressed in rags and sandals comes on stage. Nobody expe...

I walked up to a group of girls.

I said, "Would you like to see a magic trick?"

"Yes," they smiled eagerly.

Then I handed them a David Blaine DVD and walked off.
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