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Blackhole Jokes

Blackholes

Are mass murderers

A few moments after the big bang a cloud full of Hydrogen atoms fall into a blackhole and die.

A few moments after the big bang a cloud full of Hydrogen atoms fall into a blackhole and die. The arrive at the border between multiverses and meet Saint Platinum-Erbium

St PtEr says to them "Welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all through, but before I may do that, I must ask each...

A blackhole walks into a bar.

Bartender: What’ll it be?

Blackhole: id like my shoes shined

Bartender:are you dense or something?

Blackhole:yes actually

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I entered the blackhole not knowing what its going to feel like.

I got yelled at, my wife can be very anal and controlling.

I was gonna tell a joke about a blackhole...

But it really sucks.

A black hole walks into a bar...

Bartender says "Oh not you again!"

"Yeah it's me, set me up"

"Usual light beer?" says the bartender.

"Of course, bring on the puns"

Lady at the bar "So your the famous blackhole we have been hearing so much about and that you know the answer to every joke"

Blackhol...

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Ok so...

If the picture of the blackhole is 55 million years old then who the fuck took the picture, Galileo?

Astronomy is fun!

Fun fact. Recently, we learned that a star called S5-HVS1 from the constellation Grus was ejected from the galactic core 5 million years ago by the blackhole at the center of the Milky Way, Sagittarius A\*.

That star has been measured as traveling 3.7 million mph which is roughly .5% of the s...

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