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Beyblade Jokes

My friend keeps trying to bring back beyblades

I just want to let it RIP

I don't hear people talk about beyblade anymore..

Guess they've just let it r.i.p.

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Why do Beyblade professionals have no kids

Their pull out game is strong

It was my first time attending a beyblade tournament

"Let it rip" didn't mean what I think it meant

If Beyblade’s were a video game the final boss would be

a garbage disposal

Nothing else signifies the end of a beyblade career like a gravestone. It's the last way to...

Let it R.I.P.

A man is on his deathbed with his wife at his side.

"Listen closely" - says the man - "I want you to promise me one thing before I die. Do not ever have a relationship with another man. For every man that you sleep with, I'll do a 360º spin in Heaven."

"Don't worry, darling, I promise", says his wife.

After a few days, the man passes aw...

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

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