Bern Jokes - 16 Hilarious Bern Jokes

If you feel the Bern you should vote for Bernie Sanders

That way you can get a doctor to take a look at it

upvote

downvote

report

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom & Dad

upvote

downvote

report

Feel The Bern?

Oh, I'm feeling it right about now.

upvote

downvote

report

People who feel the Bern but don't like the sensation have been voting instead for Hillary....

... or as they like to call her, Preparation H

upvote

downvote

report

I was once served a grilled cheese sandwich in Switzerland and it was too hot to eat and I injured myself.

I had to go to the Bern ward...

upvote

downvote

report

After being elected President, Bernie Sanders confronted...

...General Keith B. Alexander (the head of the NSA) and asked him on what grounds he wanted to continue observing the American people's cell phone/internet communications.

The General sighed and shook his head. "Some men just want to watch the world, Bern."

upvote

downvote

report

I needed a new washer and dryer

So the guy at the appliance store sold me those units that have Wi-Fi. I’ve bern walking around with damp underwear for two weeks because I can’t remember my password.

(Credit: Jay Leno)

upvote

downvote

report

I was talking to my parents over dinner, my Mom said she was getting tired of the Bernie Sanders memes.

I looked over to her and said "Don't worry, this trend will Bern out soon."

upvote

downvote

report

I saw where Sanders withdrew from yet another Presidential race after he worked so hard to get where he was...

The Bern out is real

upvote

downvote

report

Hillary Clinton is in the hospital...

She is being treated for third degree Berns.

upvote

downvote

report

They locked down and instituted a curfew in the capital of Switzerland.

It's a controlled Bern.

upvote

downvote

report

What do they call the Bernie Bros now that hes lost the nomination?

Back to being plain ol' BernOuts

upvote

downvote

report

What happened to Donald Trump when he travelled to Switzerland?

He Felt the Bern

upvote

downvote

report

Former presidential candidate Senator Sanders falls ill. What do you call him?

A sick Bern.

upvote

downvote

report

I told my Dad I was voting for Bernie Sanders...

He responded, "So you want to see America be destroyed?"

I said, "No, I want to watch it Bern."

upvote

downvote

report

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Politics now a days....

On my college campus people write "feel the bern" everywhere so i decided to give Hilary some love and wrote "feel the clit" everywhere! I don't see the problem

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.