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Bern Jokes

If you feel the Bern you should vote for Bernie Sanders

That way you can get a doctor to take a look at it

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom & Dad

Feel The Bern?

Oh, I'm feeling it right about now.

People who feel the Bern but don't like the sensation have been voting instead for Hillary....

... or as they like to call her, Preparation H

I was once served a grilled cheese sandwich in Switzerland and it was too hot to eat and I injured myself.

I had to go to the Bern ward...

After being elected President, Bernie Sanders confronted...

...General Keith B. Alexander (the head of the NSA) and asked him on what grounds he wanted to continue observing the American people's cell phone/internet communications.

The General sighed and shook his head. "Some men just want to watch the world, Bern."

I needed a new washer and dryer

So the guy at the appliance store sold me those units that have Wi-Fi. I’ve bern walking around with damp underwear for two weeks because I can’t remember my password.

(Credit: Jay Leno)

I was talking to my parents over dinner, my Mom said she was getting tired of the Bernie Sanders memes.

I looked over to her and said "Don't worry, this trend will Bern out soon."

I saw where Sanders withdrew from yet another Presidential race after he worked so hard to get where he was...

The Bern out is real

Hillary Clinton is in the hospital...

She is being treated for third degree Berns.

They locked down and instituted a curfew in the capital of Switzerland.

It's a controlled Bern.

What do they call the Bernie Bros now that hes lost the nomination?

Back to being plain ol' BernOuts

What happened to Donald Trump when he travelled to Switzerland?

He Felt the Bern

Former presidential candidate Senator Sanders falls ill. What do you call him?

A sick Bern.

I told my Dad I was voting for Bernie Sanders...

He responded, "So you want to see America be destroyed?"

I said, "No, I want to watch it Bern."

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Politics now a days....

On my college campus people write "feel the bern" everywhere so i decided to give Hilary some love and wrote "feel the clit" everywhere! I don't see the problem

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