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The Beach Boys Jokes

Imagine if people referenced the Beach Boys more often!

Wouldn't it be nice?

What do the beach boys and animal shelters have in common?

Pet sounds

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The Beach Boys walk into a bar

"Round?"
"Round?"
"Get a round"
"I get a round?"
"Get a round..."

"Fuck off" said the bababa bababarman.

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

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A young couple's anniversary is coming up.....

...and the girl decides to get a Beach Boys tattoo because her boyfriend is a huge fan. So she goes to the tattoo parlor and asks how much will a tattoo of a verse from her boyfriend's favorite song will cost. The tattoo artist tells her a price, which is too much for her. She then asks how much ...

One day a DJ for a local radio station wanted to change things up.

He wanted to start playing more up beat music, so he went to the manager of the station and told him his idea. The manager said he would look into it.

A few days go by and the manager comes back to the DJ and tells him there is a problem with one of the songs he wants to play from The Beach B...

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