Nurse in a care home walked past one of the bedrooms She sees an elderly lady sucking on her husbands penis.
She came in and said "Mrs Philips, you can't do that."
"Why not?" She asked, "I enjoy doing it."
"Yes." She replied, "but it was meant to be buried with the rest of him."
As kids, my dad used to tell us a joke while we walked up the stairs to our bedrooms.
I was chatting with him recently and, no joke, he said he always enjoyed having Ascents of Humor with us.
Bravo, dad, bravo.
a boy is inside his parents bedroom
so a kid was in his parents bedroom and his mom comes home making out with a man who isn’t his dad. the kid then hides in his mothers closet. his mother hears the car pull up in the driveway and tells the man to get into the closet the kid says “man it’s dark in here” and the man says “shut up kid” ...