At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?" The inmate responded, "It’s bec..."
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
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I got pulled over by a cop
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Is it bec-
Another car passing by: *HONK*
Me: Is it becau-
Another car passing by: *HONK HONK*
Me: I think it's becau-
Another car passing by: *HOOOONNNNKKKKKK*
Me: Is it because of the "Honk if you think co...
Contagious
Schools have returned after covid19 and to help her students understand what has happened over the last few months the teacher decides to do a lesson on it.
"Children, she says, can any of you give me a sentence with the word contagious in it?"
Mary the smartest kid in the class stands...
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