I didn't think it was possible for anything to be hot and cold at the same time.
Until I discovered necrophilia.
I thought it would be hot to wake my girlfriend up with oral.
But she woke up before I could even get her mouth open.
An elderly couple was sitting at the breakfast table when...
when the old woman says “my nipples feel hot today like they did 60 years ago!" Her husband replied “they should be hot, one is in your coffee and the other one is in your oatmeal”
Nice an warm
If you build a man a fire, he'll be hot for an hour. If you set a man on fire, he'll be hot for the rest of his life.
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Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons
where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to be hot to trot." The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have sexy voices." The third man married a school teacher. Dave ...
Why are chefs good lovers?
Because they understand the pan needs to be hot before putting their meat in
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