What do you call a Jewish baseball team from Pennsylvania?

A Philly minyan

I just found out the kool-aid man plays on a baseball team.

He's the pitcher.

Why does China have the best baseball team?

Because they took out the whole world with one bat

What position did Jesus play on his baseball team?

Pitcher. He gave his sermon on the mound.

Ever wondered why China doesn't have a baseball team?

Because they ate all their bats.

What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?

They both need a good batter.

Cleveland has announced their baseball team will no longer be called "The Indians". It's about time.

Now we can finally call them the Cleveland Steamers.

Why was the old lady kicked off the baseball team?

She swallowed a fly.

What is Anakin Skywalker's favorite baseball team?

The Padres!

Trump's favorite baseball team is the Yankees

Except during the draft, then it's the Dodgers.

How many strikes does it take to get a French baseball team out?

None. They’re already on it.

Jay-Z owned a baseball team.

From day one, it was a foregone conclusion that it would be a cellar-dwelling team. Everyone on that team had a batting average of below .150, and not a single player scored a home-run. The defense was horrible; every outfielder was scared of fly-balls, the infielders couldn’t catch line drives to s...

As a good luck charm my baseball team eats taco bell before every game.

To help us get more runs than our opponent.

What Major League Baseball team would Donald Trump play for?

The Dodgers.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

An upset parent walks up to the coach of a local minor league's baseball team, "Excuse me, sir, but don't you think 'The Browns' is a racist name to have for the team?"

The coach replies, "what? No, the name is simply because the uniforms are brown. In fact, to avoid any signs of racism with the name, we don't allow any brown people on the team."

A bunch of Hollywood celebrities formed two baseball teams...

...to raise money for a charity.

The day of the match arrived and everyone was ready. The celebrities were dressed in their outfits, some practising their throws and catches, others practising their swing. Russell Crowe was selected to umpire.

The match started, and the two teams, "The...

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team

Because I hate dealing with parents.

You know why it's so difficult to put together a baseball team of egotists?

Everyone wants to play first.

what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams?

yanks and the expos

Sports Enthusiasts

I got hired by my local baseball team to keep the players cool in the locker room. It was a difficult job because I'm not a fan.

Four expectant fathers.

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room,   while their wives were in labour.

The nurse tells the first man,   "Congratulations!   You're the father of twins!"

"What a coincidence!   I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!"

The nurse returns and t...

Questionable Advice

After my dad died, my mom started dating a man who had just immigrated from France.

He wanted to get along with me so that my mom would like him more, and he knew I liked baseball, so he would play catch with me and encouraged me to join the school's baseball team.

He would always sa...

Four expectant fathers pace back and forth in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor.

The nurse enters and tells the first man, “Congratulations, you’re the father of twins!”



“What a coincidence,” the man says. “I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”



A little later, the nurse returns and tells the second man, “You are the father of triplets!”
...

A clown bets an old man $100 he can make him laugh. Man says "Sure, it won't happen"

Clown asks: "What do you call someone posing as a fake Italian chef? An im-pasta"

Man doesn't laugh

Clown asks: "What do you get when you cross a tiger and a bear? A tiger and a bear seeking revenge."

No response

Clown asks: "Which super hero asks the most questions? Wond...

A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary

A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of champagne.

A bit tipsy and feeling very intimate the husband turns to his wife and asks, "Tell me truthfully, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"

"Well," she replied, "since...

Three guys are talking about their families (likely a re-post)

Three men - Bob, Joe, and David - are bragging about their families. Bob and Joe are Catholic, and David is Mormon.

Joe says "I've got four athletic daughters. One more and I'll have a championship basketball team."

Bob responds "I've got eight athletic sons. One more and I'll have an...

A Jewish guy, a catholic guy, and an all believer are all sitting at a bar

So on they talk until the Jewish guys starts talking about his sons and he says "well I got four sons and if I had one more I'd have a basketball team"

So on the catholic goes and says "that's nice but I have ten sons, one more and I'd have a baseball team"

So now they both look at thi...

A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were discussing their families.

Jew: I have enough children to start my own baseball team.

Catholic: So What? When my wife delivers in the fall, I can start my own soccer team!

Mormon: I got you all beat. Two more wives and I’ll have my own private golf course.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team.

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