I'm a physicist and I went to a baseball game the other day....A foul ball got hit my way.... As the baseball came toward me, I was trying to work out how long it would take to reach me, based on its arc and velocity...

And then it hit me.

What do a bad baseball player and a male goose have in common

they both have foul balls

The makers of summers eve

The makers of summers eve has release a new product line for men. A spray for men called umpire, for foul balls.

What do you call a baseball that hasn’t been washed in over a year?

A foul ball.

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

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