I'm a physicist and I went to a baseball game the other day....A foul ball got hit my way.... As the baseball came toward me, I was trying to work out how long it would take to reach me, based on its arc and velocity...
And then it hit me.
What do a bad baseball player and a male goose have in common
they both have foul balls
The makers of summers eve
The makers of summers eve has release a new product line for men. A spray for men called umpire, for foul balls.
What do you call a baseball that hasn’t been washed in over a year?
A foul ball.
Why don't baseball players get much action?
Because they have foul balls.