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What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

Women who wear yoga pants...

Are like barb wire fence. They keep the yard safe without obstructing the view.

Locked My Keys In The Car

A devout lady was feeling drowsy while driving home on a quiet highway, so she pulled over, and got out for a walk and some fresh air. When she returned to her car, she was horrified to discover that she had locked her keys inside. She searched her pockets but found nothing to help; no keys; no ph...

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