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Us Supreme Court Jokes

The US Supreme Court has changed dramatically since Justice Ginsberg passed away.

It has become Ruth less.

Why can't you go see the US Supreme Court?

It's already sold out

US Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg died.

Clearly now people will see the court as completely Ruth-less.

Is it just me, or is the US Supreme Court getting increasingly brutal?

Ruthless, even.

Now that the US Supreme Court has crippled the EPA's ability to fight climate change, I'm going to buy myself some beachfront property ...

... in Utah.

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Supreme Court.

The US Supreme Court was just chilling out backstage when suddenly Justice Roberts is like "oh guys my favourite blow job is when she cups my balls with both hands" .

Justice Scalia is like "John, you crazy, it's really important that one hand is on the shaft".

"Shut it Antonin you d...

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