One day, he decided he's had enough of his pitiful manhood and goes to see the village elder.
The elder referred him to a shaman living in the center of a village, so he went to see the shaman. When he got there, he told the shaman about his small penis.
The shaman nodded his head, and...
Hide and Seek
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the b...
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyses, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astou...
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A guy walks into a bar. Half of his head is a giant orange.
A guy walks into a bar. Half of his head is a giant orange. The bartender goes, "OH MY GOD, YOUR HEAD IS A GIANT ORANGE!" Out of his half-mouth, the guy says, "Yeah, yeah, I know. Pour me a shot and I'll explain." Confused, the bartender pours the guy a shot. The guy downs it and asks fo...
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