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Avant Jokes

What does the artist say in the beginning of the fencing match?

Avant-garde!

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Husband goes to a police station, says ‘My wife is missing!’

Husband goes to a police station...
“My wife is missing! She went out yesterday and has not come home...”

Sergeant at Police Station:
“What is her height?”

Husband:
“Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall

Sergeant:
“Weight?”

Husband:
“Don't know. N...

What do you call an interesting piece of fat?

Avant Lard.

What did they say about the Swordsman’s outfit at the Met Gala?

That is was very Avant En Garde.

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