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Garde Jokes

I told a fencing joke on Reddit once.

Turned out to be a riposte.

What does the artist say in the beginning of the fencing match?

Avant-garde!

Why can you never surprise a fencer?

There are always _en garde_

Why are fencing players so good at also being guards at museums?

They’re always en garde.

What did they say about the Swordsman’s outfit at the Met Gala?

That is was very Avant En Garde.

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