I told a fencing joke on Reddit once.

Turned out to be a riposte.

Why are fencing players so good at also being guards at museums?

They’re always en garde.

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One day, legendary fencing master Maximilian Lee is looking for a new challenger

After decades dedicating himself to his art, he finds there is no one worthy of fighting anymore. He travels to the farest corners of the world looking to reinvigorate his love of the blade.

He travels to France and challenges their most skilled and famous fighter, but to his disappointment,...

What did they say about the Swordsman’s outfit at the Met Gala?

That is was very Avant En Garde.

My friend was trying to tell me about his problems, but I was distracted by the smell of a burning candle...

I guess I'm just incensitive.

- For anyone interested, I've got an avant garde book of jokes that's now free on Amazon. Be warned, it's very out-there. Here's the link: http://amzn.com/B00ARXG4RI

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