An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership…..
To find out the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful Lady. “I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised the $75, 000 asking price,” said the man. “Yet I just heard you close the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady over there. You insiste...
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A retired older couple returned to a Cadillac dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been keen on buying to a beautiful, leggy blonde in a tight skirt, stiletto heels, and halter top.
The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply: "Young man, I thought ...
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A farmer from the midwest was trying to sell his farm so he could retire in Florida.
The farm had been on the market for several months with no prospects until a man stopped and asked about the place.
The farmer explains that there were 1,000 acres half farmable and the other half beautiful timber with a trout stream and a small pond full of small mouth bass.
The man...
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