Karen goes to the doctor not feeling well. Karen: Doctor, I’ve not been feeling well lately. .
Doctor: I’ve looked at your lab reports and I’m afraid I have some bad news.
Karen: Don’t give me this lab nonsense. I believe in homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches and healing crystals. All my life, they have never failed me. Now will you do things my way or do I need to see the ma...
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Did you hear about they guy who forgot to take his homeopathic medicine?
He OD'd.
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Homeopathic tablets
Side effects: none
Main effects: none
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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Cancer!
Karen: Doctor, I've not been feeling well lately
Doctor: Well, I've looked at your lab reports and I'm afraid I have some bad news...
Karen: Don't give me this lab nonsense, you bureaucratic paper pusher! I don't believe Western medicine anyways! I've been following homeopathic medicin...
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This is a homeopathic joke.
The humour is heavily diluted.
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Homeopathic remedies should be cheap.
They are bottles of water that used to have some medicine in it. You should be able to pay for it with a wallet that used to have money in it.
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The less I rely on homeopathic medicine, the better off I am
I guess it works.
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Recently a man died of an overdose of homeopathic medicine...
...he forgot to take his pill.
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My friend thinks he’s high from taking homeopathic pills.
I said, “That’s an oxy, moron!”
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Did you hear the one about the homeopathic junkie?
Unfortunately, he died of an underdose.
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I got a call from the doctor saying my buddy nearly overdosed on his homeopathic medicine.
Turns out he had forgotten to take it.
*Alternate punchline:* His family and several witnesses later disputed this, arguing the actual problem was him nearly drowning.
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Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?
A mental hospital
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A 32 year old Florida man has died after overdosing on his homeopathic regimen.
He forgot to take his pills.
Credit to the great James Randi
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What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?
0mg !!!!
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Did you hear the story about the girl who tried overdosing on homeopathic pills?
She survived.
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An anti-vaxxer got a call from the Doctor.
The doctor said "Your test results are in and I'm afraid it's not good news."
"Nonsense," replied the anti-vaxxer. "I don't trust your pharmaceutical industry. My entire life I relied on homeopathic remedies instead of medication, and the only diagnosis I accept is based on my horoscope." ...
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What do you call a homeopathic remedy thought to cure simply because it exists, yet has no purpose nor explanation as to why?
Existential oils
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I was trying to save money on my surgery...
In hindsight, I should NOT have chosen the homeopathic anesthesiologist.
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The doctor said my illness was terminal
I decided to get a second opinion. The next doctor also said my illness was terminal. Feeling disheartened, i decided to get a third opinion from a homeopathic doctor.
This doctor recommended I take daily mudbaths. Finally relieved, I asked "Thats great! That will cure me??" to which the doct...
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