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Karen goes to the doctor not feeling well.

Karen: Doctor, I’ve not been feeling well lately.

Doctor: I’ve looked at your lab reports and I’m afraid I have some bad news.

Karen: Don’t give me this lab nonsense. I believe in homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches and healing crystals. All my life, they have never failed m...

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Cancer!

Karen: Doctor, I've not been feeling well lately

Doctor: Well, I've looked at your lab reports and I'm afraid I have some bad news...

Karen: Don't give me this lab nonsense, you bureaucratic paper pusher! I don't believe Western medicine anyways! I've been following homeopathic medicin...

Homeopathic tablets

Side effects: none

Main effects: none

I got a call from the doctor saying my buddy nearly overdosed on his homeopathic medicine.

Turns out he had forgotten to take it.

*Alternate punchline:* His family and several witnesses later disputed this, arguing the actual problem was him nearly drowning.

Recently a man died of an overdose of homeopathic medicine...

...he forgot to take his pill.

What do you call a homeopathic remedy thought to cure simply because it exists, yet has no purpose nor explanation as to why?

Existential oils

My friend thinks he’s high from taking homeopathic pills.

I said, “That’s an oxy, moron!”

This is a homeopathic joke.

The humour is heavily diluted.

Did you hear the story about the girl who tried overdosing on homeopathic pills?

She survived.

A 32 year old Florida man has died after overdosing on his homeopathic regimen.

He forgot to take his pills.


Credit to the great James Randi

Did you hear about the guy who OD'ed on homeopathic medicine?

He had forgotten to take them.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital

The doctor said my illness was terminal

I decided to get a second opinion. The next doctor also said my illness was terminal. Feeling disheartened, i decided to get a third opinion from a homeopathic doctor.

This doctor recommended I take daily mudbaths. Finally relieved, I asked "Thats great! That will cure me??" to which the doct...

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