Anti Joke Jokes

Because its illegal.


edit: danke kind stranger for the gold, I will put it in my grandchildrens Sparbuch of course

edit2: the thing with the anti joke is that its not really an anti joke in German, what makes it more hilarious, for, you know... Germans.

What smells like blue paint?

Red paint


What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers


Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


Because it was dead



Feel free to share some anti jokes in the comments i'd love to hear so... read more

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is destroying his family.

Anti jokes are basically jokes that are so serious and deliberately not funny to the point where they are funny. Yeah its hard to explain. But I was looking for some good ones that aren't already on the anti joke website so share them if you know any.

So I haven't seen any anti jokes here. Little bit of dark immature humor. Here's a few for ya.

Where did sally go when the bomb went off?
- everywhere.

Why did sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms..

Knock knock..
Whose there?
-not sally.

The disappointing punchlines