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Just found out that Sir Anthony Hopkins is Welsh.

Certainly explains why he wanted all those lambs to keep quiet.

Where did Anthony Hopkins go to learn about cannibalism?

To a Hannibal Lecture.

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Mrs Jones goes to the doctor

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