RE-PHRASE: People on Twitter claimed that if Dog the Bounty Hunter found Brian Laundrie before the government did, they would never pay taxes again
Well that certainly motivated the FBI
[OC] I'm only attracted to guys who look sorta like the bounty hunter from Star Wars
All the Celebrations sweets are having a Christmas party at the bar when a packet of Lockets walks in. 'Oi' shouts the Mars Bar, 'you're not confectionery, get out!'
'Sssssshhhh' says the Bounty 'Don't start, he's menthol'
Captain Flint and his crew of cutlass wielding marauders, set sail for Clew Bay, ready to take down the Filthy Five Hundred and collect upon their bounty.
Retrieving the heads of these skallywags will net him $1 per ear, and Captain Flint was ready to lay down his life for it. With $1000 he could buy an entire fleet with 50 men per ship. He'd be the most feared Pirate in the Atlantic!
After 2 days of fighting by sea and shore, Captain Flint an...
A bounty hunter rides into town with a completely sealed box.
He goes up the the mayor, holds up the bounty, and says, “I’ve got your bandit just as you requested ‘dead and alive’.”
The mayor says, “not ‘dead AND alive’, ‘dead OR alive’. ”
The bounty hunter looks at the bounty and then at the box and then at the mayor, and says, “I guess we shoul...
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head, sits down and orders a drink.
Bartender serves the pirate his drink, and asks about the paper towel.
The pirate smiles and says, "That be the bounty on me head!"
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[REQUEST] Your favorite long, maybe a bit TOO long, but worth it joke.
Every day I read the bounty of /jokes, and maybe once a month I see a new one. It fills me with such joy. Also, I work with this amazing fellow who tells these 20 minute jokes, and I am almost out of return-fire ammunition.
See, I love long jokes, story jokes, and there seems to be a pauc...
A bounty hunter walks . . .
. . into the Sheriffs office and asks if he has any wanted posters.
" I just got the one today" He replies, "The Brown Paper Kid"
The bounty hunter asks "Why do they call him the Brown Paper Kid"
"Well he's got a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper shoes and brown pa...