'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" 'I cannot ...
A famous Vietnamese chef named Quan Si Ho was opening a restaurant, but couldn’t decide what to name it.
His brother Bao Ho told him: “It’s trendy to name restaurants after their best dish and the name of the chef.”
“Oh really?” said Quan.
“Yeah,” Bao said. “Like LB Steak, or Pizza Angelo. You could call yours ‘Ho Noodles’ or ‘Soup by Quan Si.’”
“That’s it!” said Quan. “I’ve thoug...
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A priest is doing confessional and really has to go to the bathroom.
While he's in between people, he notices the janitor outside the confessional booth.
**Priest:** "Hey John, come sit in here for me for a second while I use the restroom, please."
**John the janitor:** "Yes Father, no problem."
As the janitor is waiti...
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