Two rats sit in a dustbin and eat a DVD. Suddenly, one says: - You know Stefan, the book was better. (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
A Fairy Tale
After his daughter is cursed by the dark fairy, Maleficent, King Stefan summons his royal carpenters and commands them to make the finest, most comfortable bed in all the land.
"It will be done, Your Majesty," replies the master builder. "Does His Majesty prefer a queen or a king?"
"A ...
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If you have the time, here is Norm Macdonald's moth joke as presented in his book, "Based on a True Story".
A moth goes into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist says. What's the problem?
The moth says, where do I begin with my problems? Every day I go to work for Gregory Vasilovich, and all day long I toil. But what is my work? I am a bureaucrat, and so every day I joylessly move papers from one ...
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