Paltry Jokes - 3 Hilarious Paltry Jokes

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An Arab and a Jew

There was an Arab oil Sheikh that was in a coma and needed a blood transfusion to survive. Being AB+ it was hard for him to get a donor with the same rare blood type. Finally they found an old Jewish farmer that was listed as a blood donor with the same blood type. However he was very reluctant to g...

If you have two hundred chickens, you have a poultry farm.

If you have two chickens, you have a paltry farm.

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When I got my new job, my boss said I could name my salary

But he said "paltry" and " inadequate" were already taken.

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