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Can't sleep at all...

One morning a doctor received the most laggard looking patient he had ever seen. "I can't sleep", said the patient. "The dogs in the street outside my window bark all night long -- and its driving me mad!"

"There now", said the doctor soothingly. "Try using these new sleeping pills."

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Two turtles.

Two turtles were crossing a road in the desert. One turtle called to the other, who was several feet ahead, “Slow down. If you spend your life rushing around, you won’t notice the subtle, meaningful things that make life worth living.”

“Hurry up,” responded the other to the laggard. “Life sh...

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