I've told this story to many naive greens before me, so self-absorbed in their own notions of human conflict and the meaning of war. Whenever I finish the tale they're always pale as Lyndon B's corrupt lyin' ass. I can't blame 'em. This story kept me up throughout my whole deployment in those damn j...
A man walks into a bar
And orders a drink. Whilst drinking it, a massively scarred Asian dude stumbles in the bar.
"What happened?" The man asks as he downs his drink.
"There's a dragon 10km east from here." The Asian dude rasps before passing out.
So the Man gets on his bike and travels 10km east an...