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Airline Food Jokes

"I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time."

Said the Malaysian shark.

What's the deal with airline food?

It's so plane.

What’s the deal with airline food?

Just because we’re high they think we’ll like it?

The airline food made me sick on my way to Germany...

it was the wurst

I’ve never been in a plane before so I never knew what the deal with airline food was.

Does that mean the joke went over my head?

Classic

400 passengers and only 200 meals were loaded on a long haul transatlantic flight to New York.

The airline had bungled, and the crew was in a fix! However, one smart flight attendant had an idea!

About 30 minutes into the flight she nervously announced : "Ladies and Gentlemen, I don't...

What did the Syrian say about the airline food?

He'd say it was awful if he could get on the plane.

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