I've just started the Adam Ant diet.

Don't chew ever, don't chew ever.

My friend swears he's a 1980s popstar

I keep trying to talk him out of it but he's Adam Ant





Not my joke it's an oldie but it always makes me laugh

I met a British dude who insisted that he was a famous singer.

I said that I didn't believe him, but he was Adam Ant.

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