Recently joined a Styx cover band

We play the same songs, but heavier. We’re called Logz.

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I met a Native American fan of Styx the other day.

We talked for a bit, and he had to leave. I realized I didn't know his name. So I asked, and he told me he was called "Tecumsehlaway".

Why did the chicken cross the Styx?

To get to the other side.

Styx and The Rolling Stones

I think Styx and The Rolling Stones should’ve toured together

They could’ve called it the Break Your Bones Tour

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

I ordered each song by Styx in order from most favorite to least favorite. It took me a full day to complete.

I've got too much time on my hands.

What do you get when you cross the ultimate jam band with the ultimate cheesy arena rock band?

Phish Styx

Have you ever heard of the Greek hero Bophades?

He was one of the heroes who fought in the Trojan War. His story is similar to the story of Achilles. When he was a child, his mother held him by the groin and dipped him in the river Styx, as to make him invincible in battle. However, just like Achilles, he had a weak spot. Because his mother held ...

Testiculles and Achilles were talking one day

They got on the topic of how they gained their powers. Achilles told Testiculles about how his mother dipped him into the River Styx, she had held his ankles and that’s why he’s only weak at the ankles. Achilles then asked “Well how did you get your name, Testiculles?”

Testiculles replies, “...

It is a little risky to download “Come Sail Away” or “Satisfaction” from the internet. “Turn, Turn, Turn” is perfectly safe however.

Styx and Stones may break your phones, but The Byrds will never hurt you.

Walks into a bar

Kenny Rogers, Styx and Jerry Lewis walk into a bar. they sit down at a table and no one waits on them for several minutes. They all notice a waitress at the same time and try calling to her.

Styx: layyyyyyydy,
Kenny Rogers: Laydddy
Jerry Lewis: Laaaaaaaaaaaaady,

Charron, the ferryman of the dead, has a tough job

I admire him though. He really Styx with it

Three men end up in hell...

Three men end up in hell and meet Satan. Satan tells them that he will let the men go to purgatory for a second chance if they manage to pass his challenge.

The challenge was that they had to throw any random item into the river Styx and Satan would let them go if he couldn't find it in und...

A Limerick

There once was a man from the Styx

Who liked to write Limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

A man tries to rob a record store...

... by stealing many valuable vinyls. However, a sharp-eyed-shopper caught him in the act. He shouted out, "Hey! This guy's trying to shoplift!" to the rest of the store. The thief tried to run away, but the shopper grabbed a record and threw it at the man, knocking him over. Several other shoppers ...

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