Hector, an 80 year old man, was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started breast-feeding her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she told it, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."
Five minutes lat...
At the funeral of Hector Dewey
At the funeral of Hector Dewey, an insanely rich man, hundreds of people showed up, enjoying the cake and everything laid out there, a large number of them pretending to be family.
Hector's second-eldest son, Jeffrey, notices a lot of unfamiliar faces. He goes up his older brother, Dwight, th...
I was talking to someone about Breaking Bad and they asked me if I remembered who Hector Salamanca was, I told them that he rings a bell
A man is in court
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Judge: "You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect any mercy, you'll have to give us a damn good reason." Man: "She was so stupid, I just had to kill her." Judge: "That is even worse. If you don't want to be declared guilty on the spot, you ...
What do you call a Mexican who owns 2.47 acres of land?
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Three men are stranded in the desert...
Survivors of a plane crash, the three men walk aimlessly in the hopes of finding the rest of humanity.
Three days pass before they stumble on a door lying flat down in the sand next to a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp, a genie flies out and introduces itself.
"My name is Hector, and I'm g...