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80s Music Jokes

There’s a virus that makes us forget 80s music. It may be spreading.

No one knows the Cure

The band was playing cheesy 80s music

So I ran, I ran so far away.

'80s music always frightened me.

I was scared the rhythm really was gonna get me.

My gf loves the 80s music

I played Take On Me, and she decided to go out on a date with me.

Later I played More Than a Feeling, and we confessed our love for each other.

Shortly after I played Beat it, she punched me and said I was getting ahead of myself.

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music.

I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

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