Phil Collins Jokes - 8 Hilarious Phil Collins Jokes

People said I’d never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.

But take a look at me now.

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Where does Phil Collins like to record music?

In the stu-stu-studio.

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How did Phil Collins know about Lorde?

She wasn't born until 1996 but In the Air Tonight was released in 1981

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I spent 2 years in rehab for my Phil Collins addiction.

I did it against all odds. Just take a look at me now.

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It's amazing that Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins both went solo back in the day

There was a real Exodus from Genesis

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What do Phil Collins and God have in common?

They were both introduced in Genesis and have watched people drown without intervening.

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[OC?I just heard that superstar Phil Collins has an irrational fear of eating an inauthentic Vietnamese noodle dish.

He calls it faux-pho-phobia.

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Emerson, Lake, and Palmer walk into a bar. . .

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Picture it. June, 1971. London.

Keith Emerson, Greg Lake and Carl Palmer are celebrating the release of their album Tarkus at the Seven Stars Pub.

Very quickly, both ELP and their BACs are riding high.

Nothing can spoil t...

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