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Purple Rain Jokes

Weathermen in my area are warning of purple rain this afternoon

And later on in the evening it looks like there will be some violet storms moving in.

Why did the CSI team get called to the set of the Purple Rain video shoot.

They needed to dust for Prince.

I've just been scammed by a Nigerian Prince

His version of Purple Rain was abysmal.

A guy dies and goes to heaven

When he arrives, St. Peter greets him and shows him around. Off in the distance, he hears the sickest drum solo he's ever heard, and asks St Peter, "Is that Neil Peart?!"

"Yes, he plays for us all day long!" St Peter replied.

Then, they hear the unmistakable melody of Purple Rain, an...

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