What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?
Wake me up before you go-go
The opposite of George Strait...
is George Michaels
Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
What to watch on TV tonight
A few days ago, I was watching George Michael videos. A couple of days ago, it was a Star Wars marathon. Tonight? The Apprentice.
My Father died when I was 12 years old.
My dad died when I was 12, and was diagnosed with cancer several years before, so for the longest time, I never had a father figure.
And for some reason, George Michael won’t return or answer my fan mail or letters. But, I’m sure he’ll get back to me when he can.
Darth Vader...
Of all the things that Darth Vader lost when the Death Star blew up, it was the destruction of his George Michael box set that affected him most deeply.
He finds his lack of Faith disturbing.
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