I buy a TV every year with different amount of pixels

It's my new year's resolution

The inflight movie on my trip home was Pixels.

We had two walk outs.

Went to see the new " pixels " movie but

The resolution was bad

A normal day at the Apple store

Me: *Walks into an Apple store.*

Apple employee: Hi, what would you like today?

Me: I got $1000 to buy anything I want.

AE: Then our iPhone XS will be perfect! You can have the power of a computer right in your pocket. You can call, text, browse, play games, and so much more!...

New Years resolution

Programmers are always grumpy on January 1st - they turn on their monitor and the screen has the same number of pixels even though they keep hearing about the New Year’s Resolution

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

They say when a Japanese girl is really turned on...

The pixels will align.

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