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Pixels Jokes

I buy a TV every year with different amount of pixels

It's my new year's resolution

The inflight movie on my trip home was Pixels.

We had two walk outs.

I just heard that they are making new tvs for people with short attention spans.

its gonna have 20x as many pixels as 4k.


It's called 80HD.

New Years resolution

Programmers are always grumpy on January 1st - they turn on their monitor and the screen has the same number of pixels even though they keep hearing about the New Year’s Resolution

A normal day at the Apple store

Me: *Walks into an Apple store.*

Apple employee: Hi, what would you like today?

Me: I got $1000 to buy anything I want.

AE: Then our iPhone XS will be perfect! You can have the power of a computer right in your pocket. You can call, text, browse, play games, and so much more!...

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Pixels.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

They say when a Japanese girl is really turned on...

The pixels will align.

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