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A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250.

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.’

Chuck replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’
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They say that this house is haunted.

That's funny; I've lived here for 245 years, and I haven't noticed anything strange.

I want to die like my Grandpa. Peacefully in my sleep...

...And not in utter panic like the 245 passengers of the airplane he has piloting.

I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet today.

We have 245 tiles.

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A guy who has spent his whole life in the outback of Australia decides he wants a change in his life, so he moves to the city.

He arrives in Sydney, and the first thing he does is looks for a job. He goes to the biggest department store downtown and applies for a job. The HR rep asks him if he has any experience in sales. So the guy says 'yea I was considered one of the best salesmen out Bush'. The rep isn't amused. 'This ...
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