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12am Jokes

What do you call a detective in bed?

Going undercover.

(came up with this at 12am one random night)

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Young cupple got married

On the morning the husbent says

I have one condition:

I eat 3 times a day in the morning at 7 am I want breakfast to be served either I'm here or not I want it to be served


At noon I want lunch at 12am to be served either I'm here or not


And I also want dinner to...

Goodnight Mom, goodnight dad.

A father was tucking his youngest daughter to bed one night after he finished reading her daily bedtime story. Just as he finally kissed her on the forehead, she said - "Goodnight Mom, goodnight Dad, goodbye forever Grandpappy"

The father was a little disturbed by the last part but shook it o...

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Asshole dwarfs

One guy travels on the road at 12am. Suddenly, a yellow dwarf jumps on the highway and marks him with his hands to pull over.
The guy pulls over and starts shouting at the dwarf:
"What are you doing? I could run over you!"
dwarf replied: "I'm an asshole yellow dwarf, and you will give me a ...

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